Julian reviews the morning's papers.
Phone intv John Stapleton [Lynn's husband] in Kuwait.
'Who wants to waste a million?' Should the trial of the Who Wants to Be a Millionaire 'cheats' have been in a civil court rather than an expensive trial at the taxpayers' expense?
'Titlely Ridiculous' The Countess of Wessex is pregnant and the Wessexes want their children to be called 'HRH'. When they married they said they did not want their children to have titles. Why have they changed minds?
'Baldies are beautiful' Do you like bald men? Should balding men just shave all their hair off or try transplants?